{"id":5543,"date":"2011-10-02T02:15:46","date_gmt":"2011-10-02T06:15:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/phonesexjunction.com\/wordpress\/?p=5543"},"modified":"2014-07-28T17:05:50","modified_gmt":"2014-07-28T21:05:50","slug":"perverted-phone-sex-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/phonesexjunction.com\/wordpress\/perverted-phone-sex-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Perverted phone sex – food fetish"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I am feeling a bit kinky and looking forward to some perverted phone sex<\/a> with all of you very soon. I just got back from grocery shopping, and I couldn’t help but realize as I was browsing how phallical some of the items being sold at the store are. I picked up some fruit and vegetables that I couldn’t help but smile about, instead of me smiling because they looked delicious, I was imagining all of the dirty things I could do with them, how they would stuff my holes, how they were even bigger than my own dildo at home. I picked up a very large cucumber tonight, I put it in the fridge, as I was thinking about how exhilarating it would feel stuffed deep into my pussy while it is ice cold, mmm, ice cold vegetable in my hot, warm, tight, moist pussy, I can’t wait! I am getting wet just thinking about it.<\/p>\n

I am planning on making my new cucumber my new perverted phone sex<\/a> fucking instrument for as long as I can make it last. I am very much looking forward to fucking myself, and cumming all over it. I love all sorts of kinky phone sex fantasies, tell me your wildest fantasy, and let us role play it on the phone together. I love to use vegetables to fuck myself with, and I would find it very hot if I could get you to use a vegetable to fuck yourself with, also. Or, if you’re not into a bit of faggot phone sex, maybe I can have you get a sweet gushy fruit, like a watermelon, and I can have you leave it out on the counter until it warms up a bit, and then you can slide your cock into it, and fuck it for me. I absolutely love food phone sex fantasies, maybe you can cover me in food, and we can roll around between the sheets together, having kinky phone sex.<\/p>\n

For perverted phone sex<\/a>\u00a0and for those of you with food fetishes – \u00a0call Samantha at 1-877-368-7505<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am feeling a bit kinky and looking forward to some perverted phone sex with all of you very soon. I just got back from grocery shopping, and I couldn’t… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,55],"tags":[597,637,641],"class_list":["post-5543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humiliation","category-masturbate","tag-fantasy-phone-sex","tag-intelligent-phone-sex","tag-perverted-phone-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/phonesexjunction.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/phonesexjunction.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/phonesexjunction.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/phonesexjunction.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/phonesexjunction.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5543"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/phonesexjunction.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5543\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10970,"href":"http:\/\/phonesexjunction.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5543\/revisions\/10970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/phonesexjunction.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/phonesexjunction.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/phonesexjunction.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}